Interest Rates and Stock Prices: A Comedic Guide to a Serious Topic

Why do stock market enthusiasts keep a close eye on the Federal Reserve? Is it because they secretly admire the Fed Chair's fashion sense? (Let's be honest, those beige suits are iconic.)

While the fashion show is captivating, the real reason is the Fed's power over interest rates, which have a knack for making the stock market do a little dance. Let's dive into this fascinating relationship, with a sprinkle of humor along the way.

What are Interest Rates?

Imagine you're borrowing a lawnmower from your neighbor. Instead of charging you a r…